dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone
boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic
do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead
so many things i need 2 buy…. not enough sugar daddies .….
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bro… (kicks you the hacky sack) what do you think it means to exist..
i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
Lady Gaga’s hairline slanting down just like ARTPOP sales
Technically, ARTPOP sales haven’t been slanting; they’ve always dragged through the dust. Like her boobs